Pati: Mujhe Ajib Si Bimari Ho Gai Hai Jab Meri Bivi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta Hakim: Mashaallah Ye Bimari Nahin Tum Par Allah Ki Rahmat Hue Hai
An old Hyderabadi couple: Wife: Aji Allah Mian Bole Jannat Mein Tum logon Ku Hooran Milingey Bole, Phir Hum Logon Ku Kya Milte? Husband: Tum Logon Ku Langooran Milte. Wife(with a deep sigh): Aiy Ye Kya Ji, Yahan Bhi Woich Wahan Bhi Woich!